At the Lee Valley Velopark today, David Cameron gave a speech where he called on people across the UK to speak out for the UK and against Scottish independence. Here’s what he said:- listen to ‘David Cameron’s speech on the importance of Scotland to the UK’ on Audioboo I want to thank Glasgow Caledonian for
‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’
‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’
‘It’s part of the drive to make us more like a private school.’
‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’
‘That’s me sorted — now let’s go and find something for you.’
‘John and I couldn’t agree on a holiday destination so we’re going to one of my choosing instead.’
‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’
‘No? Really? How absolutely fascinating...just how exactly did you expect me to look?’
‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow and Ball.’
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‘So exactly what kind of stem cells did they use in your therapy?’
‘We must do lunch someday.’
‘The property has some unique features: a sunken garden, sunken garden shed, sunken patio…’
‘He always makes sure we get out of the car when he wants a fag.’
