Tattoos
‘You don’t think he’ll regret it when he’s older?’
The Spectator
Thursday
Twitter 3
‘Was it something I said on Twitter?’
Iparent
iParent and Child
Flat
Teambuild
‘These team-building exercises are getting ridiculous.’
Alchemy
‘I told you alchemy was nonsense.’
Bolshevik
‘The house red, sir.’
Wasp
‘It’s wonderfully waspish.’
Rada
Nut
‘We need the long summer holidays to recharge our batteries after organising strikes.’
Letters | 25 April 2013
Lady Thatcher’s club Sir: Charles Moore’s excellent paragraph (Notes, 20 April) on Baroness Thatcher’s life achievement in the context of much less social advantage than that of Sir Winston Churchill concludes on one mildly false assertion: ‘At the end, as at the beginning, she had no club.’ In fact, from 1978 until the end, she
Barometer | 25 April 2013
Dyeing and dying A teacher in Harrow complained to his MP that he had been banned from marking pupils’ work in red ink in case it upset them. Some origins of ink: Black Made from burned bones, tar and pitch in India by the 4th century BC. Made from soot in China by the 3rd
Portrait of the week | 25 April 2013
Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, visited Glasgow to cast doubt on the probability of an independent Scotland being allowed to continue to use the pound: ‘Why would 58 million citizens give away some of their sovereignty over monetary and potentially other economic policies to five million people in another state?’ The government
Scotland is an ingenious country saddled with the most witless politicians in Europe. Why give them more power?
It would be all too easy this week to argue that the case for Scottish independence is falling apart. Alex Salmond is an able politician and a peerless mischief-maker, but he tends to fall mute when confronted with the myriad contradictions of his own policies. It happened this week, when George Osborne said that it
Books and Arts – 25 April 2013
Thursday
Homework
‘Sorry, I haven’t had a chance to download my homework yet.’
Vet
‘Benson’s a vet’s vet.’
Rail
‘I’m standing up for the rights of rail passengers because there’s nowhere to sit down!’