Breakup
‘I don’t necessarily want to break up. I just want to stop seeing you.’

‘I don’t necessarily want to break up. I just want to stop seeing you.’
Tourist
‘Not a good sign...’
Political playground
‘Shall I turn you in your grave now, sir?’
‘A place of our own at last!’
Snowdome
‘Oh my God! I can get Test Match Special.’
Needle
‘You’ve been prescribed placebos — do you prefer capsules, or the liquid?’
Right to say NO Sir: Three cheers for the Spectator NO! (‘Why we aren’t signing’, 23 March). I would rather be informed by the slimiest of Fleet Street’s journalists or the rudest blogger than any one of Westminster’s incompetents. Dr A.E. Hanwell York Sir: Perhaps our newsagents should split the papers they sell into
Economic migrants David Cameron announced that the government would make it harder for migrants to claim benefits, NHS treatment and social housing. Do migrants make a positive contribution to the public coffers? — A Home Office study using data from 1999-2000 concluded that migrants paid £31.2bn in taxes and used £28.8bn in public services, for
Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, in a speech designed to show that Britain was no longer to be a ‘soft touch’ for immigrants, said that people from the European Union would have to show they had a ‘genuine chance of getting work’ in order to claim UK unemployment benefits for more than six months.
‘Distracted from distraction by distraction’ was one way in which T.S. Eliot described the inhabitants of ‘this twittering world’ in his Four Quartets. Eliot’s words seem more accurate today than even he might have expected. With the apparently ceaseless intrusion into our lives of permanent media feeds, gossip reported as news and news reported as
On Wednesday evening, Andrew Neil, Fraser Nelson and James Forsyth presented The Spectator’s Budget Briefing at the Savoy Hotel. Here is the handout that accompanied their presentation: Here’s the presentation with accompanying audio (click here to view full screen):
‘We’d like to have a problem with our drink tonight.’
‘I lost two stone in just 40 days and 40 nights!’
‘You’re in a queue ... Maybe it’s time you started watching that boxset.’