Birds
‘The usual — ducking and diving, bob bob bobbing and weaving.’
The Spectator
Wednesday
Butcher
‘You may have heard stories of over-treatment..’
Jewellery
Jewellery
Presents
‘I know you spent ages making it, but Mummy prefers shop-bought presents.’
Kazoo
Kazoo
Recruitment
‘So tell me — what can you bring to the stable?’
Robbery
‘You’re in early today, Enid.’
Investigating
Investigating
Carrot
Snowmen
Compassion
Compassion
Jigsaw
Jigsaw
Saved
Saved
Drones 2
Drones club
Bureaucracy
‘Jones, organise another layer of bureaucracy, please.’
Hangover
‘Daddy’s hangover is a little worse than usual today.’
Autobiographies
Autobiographies
Tweeters
Tweeters
Rudolphf
‘Which runway should I use?’
Snowmen 2
Snowmen
Barometer | 12 December 2012
Double trouble The Duchess of Cambridge’s acute morning sickness was said to be associated with twins, raising the prospect of an awkward question of succession, especially if twins were to be born as a result of caesarean section. No monarchy has yet been tested in such a way. —Prince Vincent of Denmark was born before