A less hazardous energy source
‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
Wilbur
Thursday
On the bright side
‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
Thursday
I’d like to thank my fighting coach
‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’
Thursday
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
Thursday
We will still need to present our biometric information
‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
Thursday
Pestilence, take a well-earned break.
‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
At least we can escape for a while
‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
Liberating you from your valuables
‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’
Thursday
Boris bullish
‘Is that a typo?’
Thursday
The price of tongue of dog has tumbled
‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
Thursday
Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated
‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
Boris increasingly isolated
‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’
Thursday
All very well, Wilf
‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’
Brewing crisis in Ukraine
‘Phew! For a minute I thought it was something to do with beer supply.’
Thursday
All this politics is making me hungry
‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
Thursday
You will soon go back to working at the office
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
Now Djokovic is above the law
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’