At least we can escape for a while
‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Liberating you from your valuables
‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’
Thursday
Boris bullish
‘Is that a typo?’
Thursday
The price of tongue of dog has tumbled
‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
Thursday
Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated
‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
Boris increasingly isolated
‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’
Thursday
All very well, Wilf
‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’
Brewing crisis in Ukraine
‘Phew! For a minute I thought it was something to do with beer supply.’
Thursday
All this politics is making me hungry
‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
Thursday
You will soon go back to working at the office
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
Now Djokovic is above the law
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Thursday
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
It was my main present
‘It was my main present. Dad said it will be worth more if it’s unopened.’
Thursday
Robot took my job
‘First the robot took my job, now it’s getting off with Miss Pinkerton.’
Happy New Year, whatever
‘Happy New Year, whatever.’
Ghost of Christmas future
‘I am the Ghost of Christmas Future! He/him.’
