Are these British or French waters?
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Can you believe this?
‘Can you believe this, Phil?… Phil?!’
Horror at Halloween
‘We always watch horror at Halloween.’
Thursday
Andrew’s doing his bit
‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’
Thursday
Offset our carbon
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
Thursday
I come up here to get away from you
‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’
Thursday
Queuing for petrol
‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’
Thursday
The early bird’s still working from home
‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’
Thursday
Abusing the GP online
‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’
Thursday
Little Green Riding Hood
Little Green Riding Hood
Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative…
‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’
So difficult
‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’
Travel guidelines
‘It’s a representation of the current travel guidelines.’
Thursday
Risk-taking fools
‘Look at those crazy risk-taking fools crowded together on the beach!’
Thursday
Jolly Good!
Hollywood plans UK studios
Flash flooding
Flash flooding
Views of the apocalypse
‘Superb views of the apocalypse...’
Thursday
I’m going topless
‘I’m going topless.’
