Ego-crazed billionaires
‘It’s the three ego-crazed billionaires.’
Wilbur
Thursday
We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid
‘We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid.’
Thursday
Save Christmas
‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
When shall we three meet again?
Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!
‘Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! Er... as long as it’s necessary socialising...’
Thursday
Cared for by the system
‘I’m sure when we reach the end of our working lives we’ll be well cared for by the system.’
Thursday
An app for this
‘There’s an app for this now.’
If only there was some alternative
‘If only there was some alternative!’
Thursday
I’m just here for Democracy
‘Don’t worry, I’m just here for Democracy.’
We should just let the coast come to us
‘Now I think we should just let the coast come to us.’
Thursday
Can you believe this?
‘Can you believe this, Phil?… Phil?!’
Horror at Halloween
‘We always watch horror at Halloween.’
Thursday
Andrew’s doing his bit
‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’
Thursday
Offset our carbon
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
Thursday
I come up here to get away from you
‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’
Thursday
Queuing for petrol
‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’
Thursday
The early bird’s still working from home
‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’
