In – Out
‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’
Little Green Riding Hood
‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’
‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’
‘It’s a representation of the current travel guidelines.’
‘Look at those crazy risk-taking fools crowded together on the beach!’
Hollywood plans UK studios
Flash flooding
‘Superb views of the apocalypse...’
‘I’m going topless.’
‘Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate.’
‘Mixed doubles?’
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’
‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’
‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’