There are Chinese spies in Westminster
‘Did you hear that? There are Chinese spies in Westminster.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
I don’t suppose you used Raac?
‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’
Three little pigs
‘I knew I shouldn’t have built my house with Raac. Can I stay with you?’
Wednesday
Pink unicorns
‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’
Wednesday
We should shoplift somewhere more upmarket
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
Wednesday
Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?
‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’
Wednesday
What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?
‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’
Dieters buy up vital diabetes drugs
‘Oh sugar!’
Wednesday
Something concrete
‘Finally, something concrete.’
Wednesday
The world’s coming to see us
‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wednesday
He was only seeing me for my Netflix password
‘Turns out he was only seeing me for my Netflix password.’
Wednesday
Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs
‘Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs?’
Wednesday
Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!
‘Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!’
Wednesday
I’m swearing allegiance
‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’
Wednesday
Right after they learn to identify one
‘Right after they learn to identify one.’
