Inventor of the silky teabag, take a bow. You have achieved something that until now no one would have thought possible. You have taken an item so simple, so perfect, so completely suited to its purpose that the idea of ruining it had occurred to literally no one — and you have ruined it.
Mark Mason
A curse on silky teabags
How do you take an item so simple, so perfect, and make it go so wrong?

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