Our wonderful bisexual poet laureate, Carol Ann Duffy, has decided once again not to write any of her doggerel to commemorate the latest royal birth. I suppose this is a mercy, really. However, here is what she might have written, if she could have been arsed to do so.
I can’t abide the Royals, They bring me out in hives, And I would hate to celebrate, Their parasitic lives. You see – I am a leftie, It’s those CUTS that make me sob, So you might cry – “I wonder why, “She took the bloody job?”
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