Olivia Glazebrook

Exciting new ways of not writing a novel

Procrastination used to be an honest business – cleaning the bath, putting CDs back in their cases. Now we have Google

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issue 14 March 2015

I read that Damon Runyon, in New York in the 1930s, would get up at 1 p.m. for a breakfast of ‘fruit, broiled kidneys, toast and six cups of coffee’. Then he would read all the newspapers. Then he would bathe, shave, dress and go out for a long walk which would probably include some shopping — one of his favourite activities.

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