Tanya Gold Tanya Gold

Fowl play

The restaurant is full of groups of men with shaved heads and couples on first dates. There will be no second dates

issue 29 April 2017

Cafe Football is in the Westfield shopping centre in Stratford, east London, a shopping centre with a faulty name. It isn’t in the west, and it isn’t in a field. (The original Westfield is in Shepherd’s Bush. That is in the west, but not in a field. It is by the A40 and it is like America without the joy.)

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