Taki Taki

High life | 19 November 2015

See ya in court, suckers

issue 21 November 2015

Blind is an indie movie that has an original screenplay by John Buffalo Mailer and is directed by his older brother Michael Mailer. It stars Alec Baldwin and Demi Moore, and the cast includes yours truly. Personal feelings aside, and from all reports and rushes, this is going to be a really good one. Alec Baldwin is an old pro at this game, and his advice has been immeasurable and very much appreciated. I’ve never seen a more contented cast and there is a brilliant Polish cinematographer whose sensitivity shines through the drama.

Obviously, I will not give the game away, but it’s a hell of a story: a writer who is planning to ask his wife for a divorce has a terrible car accident in which she’s killed and he goes blind. In a parallel story, a big-time hedgie, a master of the universe, is finally nailed and sent to jail. His wife, Demi, is given community service. While doing it, she meets the blind Alec and the inevitable happens. They fall in love. But the hedgie still has some tricks up his sleeve, and his team of slick lawyers finds some irregularities during the discovery period of his conviction. The bad guy’s out and you will never guess what happens next.

My own scene was shot last night at the Boom Boom Room, a place I know well but had never seen sober. I use the word ‘uxorious’ and spar with the writer Gay Talese about who invented sex, the Greeks or the Romans. (The Greeks, but the Romans included women.) Three takes was all it took. The director, Erich von Mailer, yelled cut, and that was it. I then shot another scene with the beautiful Cristina Cuomo, sister-in-law of the governor of New York, who asks me on camera how old I am.

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