Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

I just can’t face one more argument with anyone, ever again

I fight at least two major battles on behalf of someone else or myself at one given time

‘I slammed on my brakes, but instead of beeping my horn, I thought: ‘Let it go, I can’t be bothered’. Credit: Sally Anderson / Alamy Stock Photo
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