I’ve had various ailments during my first 74 years — the worst being those induced by smoking, such as emphysema and chronic bronchitis — but never before have I suffered from back pain. I know many people who have, and I have witnessed the miseries they have suffered — their months spent lying on the floor, their desperate search for suitable treatments, their failed operations. I had begun to think that I might be immune to this particular affliction, attributing this to the fact that I have rather a short back. But suddenly, before Christmas, my back started to ache when I got up from a chair, and soon afterwards there was a shift of the pain from the middle of the back to the left-hand side, and from there down the whole length of my left leg, the calf being the achiest part of all.
It occurred to me in a bleak moment that I could be a victim of the Curse of Gnome, as Private Eye used to call it; for Richard Ingrams, when I succeeded him as editor of The Oldie after he resigned last summer, bequeathed me a wobbly chair with only one arm that would probably do in anyone’s back. But I don’t think that Richard, even if it were within his power to do so (which it surely isn’t), would have wished to inflict such a misfortune upon me. For I have come to realise how demoralising a back problem can be. It makes you feel terrifically old and tired; it is not relieved by any normal type of painkiller; its causes are usually obscure; and the best ways of treating it are also unclear.
That’s why others who have suffered from the problem thrust much conflicting advice upon you.

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