Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low life | 19 May 2016

If someone was sitting astride a machine, the gym instructor kissed them and I followed suit

issue 21 May 2016

A fresh start in a new gym in a foreign country. The serious young gym attendant didn’t speak a word of English, so we did the best we could using my limited French. He weighed me then asked me to hold a device that measured my body mass index via my palms — how it does that I can’t even begin to guess — and he carefully wrote down the result on the induction form.

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