Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low Life | 28 February 2009

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issue 28 February 2009

My boy has stopped returning my calls and texts. The other day I called him 18 times in a row, from sheer frustration to begin with, then as a joke, to make him smile when he looked at his phone and saw that it said he has 18 missed calls.

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