Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 11 January 2018

In 2018 I am going to drill, hammer and paint my way to glory

issue 13 January 2018

‘Not being rude, but I don’t think you should do any DIY,’ said the gamekeeper.

He had just witnessed me make chicken soup by liquidising a boiled chicken carcass then pressing all the wrong buttons on the liquidiser, so detaching the bottom of the jug from the jug rather than releasing the jug from the machine, sending a deluge of soup downwards on to the kitchen counter and floor.

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