Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 6 December 2018

The minstrels’ gallery was the perfect spot for it and I wasn’t going to let the lack of floorboards get in the way

issue 08 December 2018

Decorating a tree on the unfinished minstrels’ gallery was an appealing idea if only for the health and safety violations. The little lodger was up for it and between the two of us we heaved the six-foot tree to the kitchen, preparing to hoist it aloft.

As things stand, the gallery above the kitchen doesn’t have a railing.

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