We all have our rituals. Swans and ducks migrate, the ones that aren’t riddled with H5N1 anyway.
We all have our rituals. Swans and ducks migrate, the ones that aren’t riddled with H5N1 anyway. At an appropriate season, starlets and cameramen cluster in Cannes. Canny financiers ‘sell in May and go away’.

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