1) That David Cameron has some embarrassing illness.2) A smear about Frances Osborne, wife of the shadow Chancellor3) That a certain Tory MP used his position to get publicity for a lover’s business4) That Cameron has been accommodating Osama bin Laden in his basement.
Okay, I made the last one up. But the first three are genuine - that is, genuine figments of McBride's imagination. Just how they discussed using these stories will be in the paper tomorrow.
*Yours truly is, of course, a columnist with the News of the World. But I took this Easter off (always an invitation for political stories to break) and the Archbishop of York is kindly standing in for me.