Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

When people say ‘do your bit for your country’ what they mean is ‘do your bit for my holiday’

Let the vaccinated classes fly away to the sun. I’m happy at home in chilly old England

The Covid-phobic brigade have had their jabs so I wish them bon voyage. Credit: YakobchukOlena

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