Which super power would you choose? When I was young, the one I quite wanted was invisibility. I imagined myself sneaking into the bedrooms of all the girls I fancied and persuading them that I was an incubus come to satisfy their every desire.
An ability to arrest time with a stopwatch would be a handy power too, as would being able to fly or teleport.

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