Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Would my godson survive an afternoon with me?

When his mother Emily came to visit, she got an owl stuck in her hand

‘I had to pull its claws out of Emily’s bleeding flesh as she screamed: “Get it out of me!”’ [WhitcombeRD] 
issue 09 April 2022

My friend Emily, who once got an owl stuck to her hand, was bringing her son for a day with the ponies.

Like all manic souls, Emily can produce both magic and chaos, and you never know in what proportions.

Emily may appear eccentric but like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory she always turns out to be right.

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