Grade: A+
Ooh, you can have some fun with this when the unwanted guests swing by this Christmastide. These are the ‘greatest hits’ of a serially indulged caterwauling loon with the political disposition of a spoiled seven-year-old, redone to make them even worse than they were before.
So, put on ‘Why’ as you hand around the cocktails and the seasonal canapés.

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