The Battle for Britain – 31 August 2017
			
		
			
		‘I’m cooking for 528 followers.’
			
		‘Ah, good! I’m through to a real person.’
‘More adagio and we’ll come to a full stop.’
			
		
			
		‘Is everything OK with your meal? Your child isn’t running wild in our restaurant.’
‘Cake news.’
			
		
			
		‘You going anywhere terrifying this year?’
‘ID?’