The Battle for Britain – 1 September 2016
Cartoons
Apart From Your Fitbit You Dont Have Any Fit Bits
‘Apart from your Fitbit, you don’t have any fit bits.’
Youll Be Joining A Very Talented And Creative Team
‘You’ll be joining a very talented and creative team.’
Look Joaquin The Great British Bake Off
‘Look, Joaquin! The great British bake-off!’
Its A Clock They Gave It To Me When I Retired
‘It’s a clock. They gave it to me when I retired.’
My Husband Is A People Watcherbut Specific People I Find
‘My husband is a people-watcher, but specific people, I find.’
Anti Ageing Cream With Your Coffee Ladies
‘Anti-ageing cream with your coffee, Ladies?’
I Cant Believe My Front Page Poldark Story Was Replaced With A Bake Off Story
‘I can’t believe my front-page Poldark story was replaced with a Bake Off story!’
And Just Before The Dawn Chorus You Can Sometimes Hear Chief Executives Waking Working Out And Chatting With Their Trainers
‘And just before the dawn chorus you can sometimes hear chief executives waking, working out and chatting with their trainers.’
Oh Pretty Quiet Here And You
‘Oh, pretty quiet here. And you?’