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‘Good.’
Robin Hood
‘Granted, you’re very popular with the poor, but can’t you see how you’re alienating the rich?’
Hell 3
‘I’d appreciate you fixing the boiler quickly. It’s quite a big deal for us not to have heat down here.’
Die
‘Poor devil. Half-past eleven is far too young to die.’
Accident 2
‘Didn’t even one of you think of live-tweeteing the incident?’
Facebook 4
‘I’ve been unfriended by my imaginary friend.’
Labour 6
‘It’ll come in handy for soaking rich Martians.’
Wheel 3
‘I think I’ve just invented “Top Gear”.’
Seals
‘And there, folks, is a colony of common seals and also a couple of upper-class seals.’
