Dave – 3 January 2013
Cartoons
Clown
Clown
Shoes
Shoes
Cafe
Cafe
Bath
Bath
Hurt
‘I just don’t want you to get hurt, that’s all.’
Poltergeists
‘Most people’s experience of poltergeists is negative but mine has been nothing but pleasant.’
Guests
‘OK...shall we call a cab or are you going to persuade us to stay and sample a bottle of the fine Rioja I spied in the kitchen?’
Encounter
‘I must go or I’ll miss the replacement bus service.’
Pets
‘I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!’ ‘No chance! Just look at those sad big eyes on that gerbil!’
Walrus
‘Walrus!? Do you know just how many calories there are in that?
Priest
Priest
Maternity
‘Uh-oh.’
Jury
‘Not only have we reached a verdict, Your Honour, we’ve had some T-shirts made.’
Unscrupulous
‘We’re still working to find the best form of self-regulation.’
Wenceslas
Wenceslas
