Dave – 3 October 2012
Cartoons
Kitchen
‘Something went “ping”.’
Sponge
‘I don’t believe you’re genuinely looking for work. I think you’re just a sponge.’
Speech
‘That speech you wrote for me — it really came from my heart.’
Models
‘Well, you should be more specific.’
Satnav
Coalition satnav
Settle
‘So far, I’ve not met anyone I’d want to settle down and get into debt with.’
Savile
‘Now you’re in for it, sonny!’
Zombies
‘Zombies! The worst kind….’
Conference
‘Avoid the city centre — it’s full of politicians.’
Hair
‘Fifty Shades of Grey...sounds like a bad-hair day.’
Argue
‘In retrospect, I’m glad we decided to argue at home rather than abroad this year.’
Opera
‘Must we go in and see it? Can’t we just stick to telling people we paid £1,000 a ticket?’
Galleys
‘Just think — this sort of work used to be the exclusive preserve of men!’
