Camouflage 2
‘Nice camouflage pants.’
Cartoons
Monster
‘And finally, gentlemen, as a nod towards the environmentalists among you, he’s been entirely locally sourced.’
Facebook 2
‘I think he may have been radicalised — look, he’s on Facebook.’
Begging 2
‘I don’t have as much time to beg as I’d like, now I’m working.’
Sexist
'You're one of thoseeveryday sexists.'
Cluedo
‘Was it Mrs White, in the dining room, with the chicken chasseur?’
Alone
‘It must be so lonely, dining alone.’
Shoes 5
‘Time to put my Jeffrey Campbell shoes back into hibernation.’
Scrub
‘Oh my God, Janice, what did I tell you about using too much body scrub!’
