The Battle For Britain – 10 April 2014
Cartoons
Food 3
‘There’s a brilliant new section on London’s food banks.’
Trust
‘It’s all to do with regaining the public’s trust.’
Reality 2
‘Not another damn reality show!’
Kippers
‘I’m afraid you can’t smoke here, sir.’
Gas
‘Have we tried turning it off and then on again?’
Wife 3
‘Hey — is that your wife in the hotel opposite this hotel?’
Husband
‘As we all know, Jeffrey was an alcoholic… erm… sorry… workaholic’
Talk
‘Why do you say “we’ve got to talk” when what you mean is I’ve got to listen?’
Spreadsheet
‘A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.’
Shard
‘That Shard is a monstrosity, don’t you think?’
Ecigs
‘Enough of the jewels, potatoes and tobacco, Sir Walter. Tell me more about e-cigarettes.’
Dummies 3
‘So, where are we off to today?’
Door
‘My door is always open, Tracy. Could you get someone to fix that?’
Fly
‘Apart from making a buzzing noise and an inability to find an open window, what else do you do?’
