Saving
‘Now all we need is some money.’
Cartoons
Igloo 3
‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’
Cat 6
‘Hello, fire brigade? My cat is stuck up a tree…’
Mi5 2
‘Oh, him? That’s just Secret Santa.’
Easter 4
‘Ah, so this is the real Christmas Island.’
Good
‘And have you been good?’
They All Reach That Stage Where Theyd Rather Have Money Dont They
‘They all reach that stage where they’d rather have money, don’t they?’
Wow
‘Wow! What’s your secret?’
Planes 2
‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’
Jumper 4
‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’
Bank 7
‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’
Stable
‘This looks like the right place.’
Nativity
‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’
Stress
‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’
Witches 5
‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’
North Pole
‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’
Tree 3
‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’
Tooth Fairy
‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’
Picasso 3
Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up
Star 2
‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’
Santa Snooper
‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’
Card 2
‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’
Report 3
‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’