Book 2
‘Madame Trierweiler’s book? I’m afraid we’ve just sold out.’
Cartoons
Borders
‘He’s from Doctors without Borders.’
Yes
‘It’ll create thousands of jobs for constitutional experts.’
Tardis
‘Am I back in the Middle Ages or in the present day?’
Doc
‘I mean, for goodness sake! What is wrong with these people?’
Previous
‘But I thought he was from YOUR previous marriage.’
Medicine
‘You do realise we’re the only ones in this household on private healthcare.’
Eggs 2
‘Your Excellency, Monsieur Fabergé called by and wanted to know if you’re going to pay his overdue bill.’
Avatar
‘He’s out. Try his avatar’
But
‘But — and it’s a very big but.’
Monarch
‘I’m sure your status as Monarch of the Glen won’t be affected.’
Booked
‘I reckon you’ve double-booked ’ere, mate.’
