Sleepwork
‘I never wake him up when he’s sleepworking.’
Cartoons
Models 2
‘Would madam care to take advantage of our Help to Buy scheme?’
Twitter 7
‘Good cat.’
Marcel
‘Marcel — we need to talk!’
Chop
‘Sorry, darling, but I’ve decided you’re not genetically suitable to be part of a breeding programme, so I’m going to chop you up and feed you to the lions.’
Spaceship
Spaceship in a bottle
Gooseberry
‘But I’m not patronising you...We did find you under a gooseberry bush.’
Separate
‘We lead separate lives these days.’
Date 2
‘You were right, this is the most exciting first date I’ve been on.’
Doctors
‘Let’s play doctors and health tourists.’
Family
‘Some of us feel that all these photographs of your children send out the wrong message.’
