Wine 3
‘White wine cancelling red wine refers to stains, not breathalysers.’
Cartoons
Club 2
‘It’s shocking how the Garrick Club treats women. I think I’ll join.’
Shell
‘You are being held in a queue. Please wait and you will be able to hear the sea shortly.’
Dignitas
‘Do you take party bookings?’
Mod 3
‘The new political will to bomb Syria leaves us with a few minor logistical problems.’
Dishwasher
‘I’ve no idea, I’ve never loaded a dishwasher.’
Battery
‘Mine has a terrible battery life.’
Hymn
‘We’re having to compete with the Tesco superstore.’
Ketamin
‘Is there anyone here selling ketamine?’
