Cartoons
Clean Brexit
‘I want a clean-break Brexit — no Brussels.’
Prison Santa
‘I want a drone, a phone and some drugs.’
Puppy | 18 December 2019
‘Remember - a puppy is for the internet, not just for Christmas.’
New Year
‘I don’t want to spoil your Christmas, Pemberton — so I’ll leave what I’ve got to say until the New Year.’
Island | 18 December 2019
‘It’s just what I wanted! How did you know?’
Liability
‘I refer you to the clause which states that the sender of the card - myself - accepts no liability should the recipient - yourself - fail to have a happy Christmas.’
Raab
‘If Dominic Raab can survive, there’s hope for us all.’
Driving home
‘…because there are no bloody trains!’
Interns
‘Er — a couple of questions about your terms of employment…’
Data
‘That’s our data.’
Momma
‘I deny ever kissing Momma underneath the mistletoe. I have no recollection of ever meeting the lady…’
Diversity targets
‘You’re not reaching your diversity targets.’
2020
‘I’m afraid you have 2020 vision…’
Tortoise
‘Christmas would be okay if it weren’t for the relatives.’
