The battle for Britain – 20 September 2018

‘There’s a 12.5 per cent surcharge for American tourists.’
‘Hush, hush, lower your tone,Christopher Robin is checking his phone.’
‘Don’t feed the Lib Dems – it just encourages them.’
‘Amazon would have delivered your sermon a lot quicker.’
‘All you do is binge watch.’
‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’
‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’
‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’
‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’