The Battle for Britain – 20 October 2016

‘I love watching the pound fall this time of year.’
‘Unfortunately, the case for Heathrow has been sent to Malaga.’
‘What do you mean, asking for a kiss is now considered a hate crime?’
‘I’m sorry if I called out the wrong user name for you in the middle of all that.’
‘Stop picking your nose.’
‘For what we are about to download...’
She stoops to conker
‘I’m a supporter of very hard Brexit.’
‘Oh no! We’ve wandered into killer clown territory.’
‘Outstanding sermon, vicar — would you be prepared to take a drug test?’