Dave – 21 February 2013
Cartoons
Streets
‘We’ve both walked the streets a bit; perhaps we should be allowed to run a police force.’
Looney
‘Oh no! Ukip are splitting the Loony vote!’
Volunteer
‘I help the police with their enquiries.’
Father
‘Come quick! Your father’s in a good mood!’
Normans
‘Paxman can be very harsh if you give him a stupid answer.’
Xtreme
‘Sorry, Barbara, but you know our motto: “Survival of the fittest”.’
Faust
‘You sold your soul but you don’t appear to have declared it, Mr Faust.’
Hatter
The Mad Hatter’s Ukip party
Nuclear
‘Can we forget the bedroom tax if I agree to store nuclear waste in there?’
Vultures
‘Is it a normal symptom of depression to be followed around by vultures?’
Remote
‘Just how remote is this remote cottage?’
Ipad
‘For the purpose of recognition, your contact will be reading a copy of the Times on his iPad.’
Train
‘But if you want a cheaper day return to Crewe, try nudging the lemon but hold the cherry...’
