Dave – 21 March 2013
Cartoons
Drink
‘We’d like to have a problem with our drink tonight.’
Diet
‘I lost two stone in just 40 days and 40 nights!’
Phone
‘You’re in a queue ... Maybe it’s time you started watching that boxset.’
Sugar
‘This bag of white crystals I found in your room — please tell me it’s drugs, not sugar.’
Girls
‘The point is, Mark, if you can’t stop checking out other girls I’m leaving you ...Mark, are you listening to me?’
Castle
‘Hold it! Take five! Wrong castle.’
Ophelia
‘Ophelia — what a lovely name.’
Whale
‘It could be just another benefit tourist.’
Ripout
‘The makeover involves ripping him out and starting again from scratch.’
Budget 2
‘Time to tighten our green belts.’
Alphabet
‘Apostrophes?’
Naughty
‘This is the naughty step.’
Ceiling
‘Henry, come down from there and meet your new babysitter.’
