The battle for Britain – 21 August 2014
Cartoons
Horsemen
‘He’s taken over from Famine.’
Abba
‘It turns out you’re not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group.’
Seventies
‘Don’t touch me — this isn’t the Seventies.’
Rehab
‘Bearing in mind your little boy’s issues with sugary drinks, we recommend you enrol him in the rehab crèche.’
Jack
‘Jack Sprat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no wheat, no soya, no non-organic or GM food, no non-sustainable fish, no...’
Emoticon
Emoticon theatre
Passages
‘There are a lot of long passages.’
Cats 3
‘Some of us are, quite literally, fat cats.’
Sacrifice
‘If you only knew what sacrifices your father is having to make to put you through university.’
Bedtime 2
‘Are you going to be much longer, Daddy? I’m trying to get to sleep.’
