Dave – 21 November 2013
Cartoons
Bed 2
‘Jennie, will you please stop comparing me to your first husband?’
Bar 2
‘Can you leave, please, sir. This bar specifically caters for the sad, pathetic and lonely.’
Newsreader
‘Sorry, love, but your looks have begun to fade.’
Bill
Bill Badger’s running for his life, What’s the reason for this strife? They think his cough is dread TB, And so from Nutwood he must flee.
Hibernate
‘Watch this one — he likes to hibernate around.’
Kennedy
How to film a Kennedy 50th anniversary documentary
Tat
Alice in Winter Wonderland
Horsemeat
‘What’s the “Steak à la Princess Royal”?’
Emergency 3
‘You’ll either be seen by Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde.’
Etonian
‘Do we have to have an Old Etonian in charge?’
Marathon
‘News from Marathon. But first, a look at some of today’s other top stories.’
Tiger 2
‘Looks like the tiger came to tea.’
Ethical
‘Relax — it’s ethically sourced.’
