The Battle for Britain – 22 February 2018
Cartoons
Houses 2
‘Ha! Ha! Ha! He lives in his properties.’
Generations
‘Our boy is a straightforward heterosexual male. Where did we go wrong?’
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
Charity 5
‘He does a lot of work for charity, but doesn’t like to talk about it…’
Its His Bucket List
‘It’s his bucket list.’
Hes Such A Gentleman He Always Asks If He Can Be Abusive
‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’
I Think We All Knew He Wasnt A Remainer
‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’
I Think Youll Find Im Training For The Luge
‘I think you’ll find I’m training for the luge.’
Todays Reading Is The Parable Of The Fully Vetted Samaritan
‘Today’s reading is the parable of the fully vetted Samaritan.’
Before I Say Yes Id Like To Carry Outa Risk Assessment
‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’
