Children
‘Ugh! There are poor people living in our house.’
Cartoons
Trains 3
‘We apologise for the late arrival of your Christmas present.’
Wife 2
The Wife of Sisyphus
Trolls 2
‘Internet trolls calling you fat and ugly? Big deal — fashion magazines have been calling their readers that for decades.’
Couples
‘More and more couples seem to be settling out of court these days.’
Dogs 5
‘Very nouveau leash.’
Card
‘Do you have any “Sorry I can’t apologise” cards?’
Squirrel
‘May contain nuts? Can’t you be more definite?’
Witch 2
‘It’s a witch hunt.’