Puppy
‘Please, Dad, can I have a puppy?’
Cartoons
Break
‘It’s another breakthrough for artificial intelligence — it’s learned to take selfies!’
Ukip Calypso
‘It’s a worse record on immigration than the government’s!’
Dairy 3
‘What do you mean you want to cut out dairy?’
Refugees
‘Did you have to buy him toy refugees?’
Lad
‘When I was a lad it never occurred to me that we were all absolutely stinking filthy rich.’
Films 2
‘You do realise that everything you’ve said is a quote from a film.’
