Sheepdog
Cartoons
Baby 5
‘Nothing prepares you for the lack of sleep.’
Boy
‘Don’t go on at the boy — kids have always fought.’
Apple 2
‘Want to see what the class is saying about you online, sir?’
Bard
‘Can I call you back? I’m in a bard place.’
Meth
‘If only we’d invested in crystal meth.’
Post 2
‘We’re modernising the postal service.’
Survey
‘In some ways, he regrets buying that pint of milk.’
Love 3
‘I’m going to have to love you, like you on Facebook, connect with you on LinkedIn, follow you on Twitter — and leave you.’
Mullet
‘Now that’s a real mullet.’
Snorkelling
‘And this is where the snorkelling adventure took a turn for the worse. You may want to look away.’
Machines
‘They fill the gap left by the chocolate vending machines that we were forced to get rid of — and they make much more profit.’
Dairy 2
‘You asked to see the cheese board.’
Bouncy
‘But we’ve not ordered a bouncy castle.’