Dave's new direction

‘To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions.’

‘Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.’

Jamie Oliver Twist

‘We try to engage young minds by providing things toddlers genuinely want to play with.’

'It's not the most exciting bucket list, darling.'

‘I’ll get the butler to watch Downton Abbey for us.’

‘I think you’re being briefed against.’