List 2
‘What a great list! Have you considered a career in journalism?’
Cartoons
Alive
‘To be honest, usually both members of the couple are alive.’
Fantasy 2
‘Take no notice — he lives in a fantasy world.’
Mobile
‘Excuse Melanie, she’s come out without her mobile.’
Made
‘We were made for each other, Susan.’
Trolley
‘I’ve found you a trolley.’
Text 2
‘Hell, this is a dead spot, I’ll just tell you what I was going to text you.’
France
‘Oh yeah? Well, we used to walk to France for the weekend till you gang of weirdos started that messin’ about with the environment.’
Hashtag
‘So he’s @newborn123456. Does he have a hashtag?’
Calling
‘I’m calling to find out if you got my text about the email I sent regarding the letter I wrote...’
Vicar 8
‘Today’s text comes from…’